Online:Wagon Escort
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Wagon Escort | |||
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Home City | Ebonheart | ||
Race | Nord | Gender | Varies |
Health | 127,470 | Difficulty | |
Reaction | Friendly → Neutral | Class | Brute |
Wagon Escorts are Nords found just outside the main gate of the city of Ebonheart. Hraelgar Stonecrush will challenge you to fight one of them, which they heartily encourage.
Related Quests[edit]
- A Bit of Sport: Impress Nord sawyers by fighting them drunk.
Quest-Related Events[edit]
If you speaking to any of them outside of the quest, you'll hear the following remarks.
If your character is a Dark Elf:
- "I hear Dark Elves are milk drinkers. Too bad. I bet a good mead would loosen your back ends enough for you to pull the sticks out of them."
Male Wagon Escorts:
- "We perform an important service, you know. If not for us, the Dark Elves would never see a massive log or a long, smooth piece of wood … especially the lady Elves, if you know what I mean."
Female Wagon Escorts:
- "I signed up to guard these wagons for the money. And guarding's the only thing I take money for. You got that?"
During the quest, you can ask for a fight:
- Fight me! Or are you too drunk to dodge a punch?
- "Ha ha ha! You could only beat me if I was blind, stinking sober … and I'm not!"
During the brawl, they'll call out any of the following lines:
- Wagon Escort: "Try to put up a decent fight?"
- Wagon Escort: "This won't take long."
- Wagon Escort: "Don't be timid!
- Wagon Escort: "This should be fun."
- Wagon Escort: "I'll chop your head clean off!"
- Wagon Escort: "Come at me!"
If you speak to them during the quest while sober, you can only say:
- I need more mead. I'll be right back.
- "That's the spirit. Bring one for me."
Upon defeat, they'll say:
- Wagon Escort: "Oof! I yield, friend. Good fight!"
- Wagon Escort: "Whoa, sabre cat! Let's go back to drinking."
- Wagon Escort: "Ha ha ha! Stop! I need more mead."
- Wagon Escort: "Well, you're tougher than you look."
- Wagon Escort: "All right, you got me. Say, you're not bad!"
Speaking to them after you defeat them:
- "Woof! Ha ha ha! Good fight!
You'll have to find someone else to brawl with. I just need a moment to catch my breath. And stop the bleeding. And get another mead. You know how it is."
If they are the last to be defeated:
- "Ah, you're a good drinking mate, friend. Come back and join us again sometime."