User:Roddie

Me.

I'm brand new to Elder Scrolls/Oblivion (January 2009), and brand mostly new to RPGs in general. I'd never be mistaken for a serious gamer, though I have recently played a lot of Call Of Duty (4 and World At War) on XBox Live. Other than that, I've been a Nintendo-fan for many, many years.

I say "mostly" new to RPGs because I have played (and enjoyed) some of the Mario franchise RPGs (Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, etc.) Hey, you get XP, you do quests, you level up. It still counts!

Things I've learned.

• Respawning takes place every 72 hours, and happens at midnight.
• An article about Punching Horses is probably not appropriate.
• My user page is "not crap."
• I hate Painted Trolls.
• The Chapel Guard is hot with no Chainmail on.
• Slaughterfish are a pain in the ass to hunt at night.
• A red number in your Attributes list is a bad thing.
• Three West Weald Bears are harder to kill than one.
• It is possible to get "The Cliff Racer Song" stuck in your head.
• Otumeel is my BFF.
• Why Khajiit lick their butts.
• Playing Animal Crossing just doesn't feel the same anymore.
• Buzz. Buzz. Buzz.
• There are some quests you should do first.
• Luck matters. Personality, not so much.
• Shooting deer in the ass with fire is FUN!
• After 70+ hours of gameplay, I still suck, so I'm going to start again with some focus on Efficient Leveling
• They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep. It's how they recruit new members.

Userboxes Stolen From Ninja_Hinder (and a couple from Gadianzero)

This user plays on the Xbox.

This user is male.

This user frequently visits the official UESP IRC chatroom.

This user is from the United States.

This user wishes they could play on the Nintendo.

This section added just so I can get a Table Of Contents

I don't have an idea for a new section yet, so I'm just going to put this here so I can have a pretty Table Of Contents.