User:Xyzzy

This user is male.

This user has mixed feelings about being an American.

This user plays on a Windows PC.

This user is an Explorer in the North American branch of the United Explorers of Scholarly Pursuits.

This user powered up his computer from a portable generator in a storm for the sole purpose of editing UESP.

This user is knowledgeable about Skyrim and all of its official add-ons.

This user has unlocked all of the Achievements for Skyrim.

This user admires the teachings of Eris, Goddess of Discord.

This user scored 18725 points on the UESPholic Test.

This user is knowledgeable about Elder Scrolls Online.

This user is a WikiGnome, with WikiKnight tendencies.

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Things that have recently occurred in Skyrim that amused me:[edit]

After thoroughly exploring Tolvald's Cave with Marcurio and exiting back out to Skyrim, he says "There's a cave here. Think we should check it out?"
While jumping around in a waterfall near Riverwood trying to catch salmon, I was unexpectedly vaulted into the air about 80 feet, then fell back onto the rocks and died. Must have caught an updraft...
A vampire Traveler attacked me in Solitude, with a mass of nearby NPCs joining in, resulting in the death of Pantea Ateia. Luckily I had just quicksaved, so I reloaded, and watched Pantea slide elegantly across the ground on her back talking about her performances at the Blue Palace.
While testing aggression with Whiterun NPCs, I ended up being chased by Balgruuf the Greater and Jon Battle-born all the way to Bleakwind Basin, with a dragon circling overhead. For some bizarre reason, Balgruuf and Jon started flapping their wings and skimming over the ground while chasing me.